Bloke Presenter Do you know what? Do you think magic is all its cracked up to be? Steven M- Yeah fine! Harry Potter. Whatever! Im the real magician! Watch this! A princess from nowhere!

*snaps both his fingers and the female presenter is sitting on his desk accompanied by cheesy jingle magic sound effect. Blokey holds his head in his hands, shakes head*

Girl Hey! Hello there guys! Now you can do magic!

*Cut to big red book titled You can do magic in gold spidery writing surrounded by gold stars. Writing and stars shine with magic. It magically falls open to pages where writing is out of focus. The book comes towards you and envelops the screen.

Cut to Steven sitting at a cauldron (complete with dry ice) wearing Snape like

robes and holding a wand *

Steven- Hey ya! How are ya? Good to see you again! Are you ready to try your hand again at some more wizardry? Well youve come to the right place!

*stands up. Cut to camera 2. Steve walks toward bench, which is laden with wizardry materials whilst speaking into the camera *

Because this is where you

*points into camera*

can do magic, from the comfort and safety of your own home! Now potion making is an essential part of any witch or wizards skills.

*Puts down wand *

. And I produce my potions in a magical way!

*Picks up two glasses *

Let me show you how!

*cut to camera 3 showing him sideways on. He put the two glasses together so the rims are touching. He delivers the rest of the monologue to the glasses. *

You see what I do is I get two empty glasses like this and all I say is potions appear!

*Shakes glasses *

Then I give it a shake! Already you can see

*red liquid appears, still shaking glasses accompanied by cheesy magic sound effect *

look!  Then the potion appears!

*Looks into the camera*

Do you know something? Ill leave it to settle.

*Puts the glasses down. Cut to close up of bottles labelled in roman numerals lined on a desk. As camera pulls out Steven steps into view  *

Now here we have twelve bottles. They all contain a different potion. They all do totally different things. Now the bottles are numbered one to twelve. Lets check out what they can do!

*cuts to list of different potions, they highlight as he reads them. *

AT number one youve got the potion for invisibility.

AT number two its the potion to grow tall

AT number three its the potion to teleport

AT number four its the potion to levitate

AT number five its the potion to get fatter

AT number six well thats the one to get thinner

AT number seven youve got the potion to make your nose grow

AT number eight you can run faster

AT number nine you can get brainpower

AT number ten you can make your hair grow

AT number eleven, well thats the potion to make you fly

AT number twelve its the potion for x-ray vision

Youll now gonna choose a potion! And this is where your three bits of paper and your pencil or pen come in handy!

*cut to Steven with three pieces of paper and a marker pen as he demonstrates. *

Because on your first piece of paper youre going to write the number one. Youre now gonna turn over there and write the number two. On your second piece of paper you write the number three, turn that over write the number four. On your third and final bit of paper you write the number five and then turn that over and write the number six. So you should now have facing you the numbers two, four and six. Now its over to you.

*stares into the camera and steeples fingers *

Because what you need to do is turn over two bits of your paper, any two bits at all. OK. Have you done that? Good! Now move your bits of paper around into any order you want.

*Mimes moving paper action in mid air *

Keep moving them around till youre happy. Right! Those numbers are your own magic sequence numbers! What youre gonna do is add them all up. So add the number on your first piece of paper to the number on your second piece and now add those two numbers to the number thats on your third piece of paper. You now have a total number. Dont forget that number! Because what were gonna do now is go back to the potion check list. So go down and have a look at your number and beside it youll find your potion. Im gonna count down and when I get to your number and your potion you need to shout mine! at that point somethings going to happen!

*the check list appears on screen and highlights as he reads *

Number one invisibility

Number two grow tall

Number three teleport

Number four levitate

Number five get fatter

Number six get thinner

Number seven nose grow

Number eight run faster

Number nine brain power

Number ten hair grow

Number eleven fly

Number twelve x-ray vision

*white screen, which cuts suddenly to Steven in long corrs style wig, camera shakes slightly then rightens *

Right!

*Sweeps hair out of face *

Now by judging from whats just happened, I can tell which potion you picked. Yes very good! Very good!

*Corpses slightly *

I feel like Professor Snape on a bad hair day! Ill see you again soon!

*Sweeps his hair over his shoulder and slinks off muttering *

 now where are those scissors!

*End titles/credits. Book lies open with unfocussed text and pictures of a pair of eyes and a toad. The book closes to show cover with gold writing, then back to the studio.*

Blokey and girl both together wow longhair suits Steven doesnt it?

Girl -  uh no

*insane laugh*

but it was good I like that!